USB Humping Dog Defiles Laptops

As useless USB gadgets go, the USB Humping Dog certainly takes some beating. It appears that his sole function is to ravage laptops. We are talking world class Casanova-type action here because [thanks to being powered off the USB port] he can hump every port on your lappie, before heading out to Currys looking for some real dual-core, widescreen action.

There are some who believe that inside this Canine Love Machine lurks a useful, Flash-memory drive but they are wrong. This really is that useless.

Still, can you imagine the look on the faces of some office colleagues when they return to their desks only to be faced by the sight of their precious ultra-portable being humped across the desk by a 2in-high dog? Almost, just almost, worth getting fired for. Yours for £6.-Martin Lynch